you can be the ripest juiciest peach ever but theres always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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methlake:

am I meant to be ok? 11:13
  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once. (via hazelhirao) 51,490 notes
I’d give anything to not have anxiety disorder 88 notes
Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I an ancient proverb (via curiovsly) 48,840 notes
bareffaced:

Killer eyes!
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