boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once. (via hazelhirao)
I’d give anything to not have anxiety disorder
Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)